Don't Try His Patience

In a bid for the worst Christmas romance book ever, I submit to you this novel I discovered a few years back.

The cover's not as good as Santa Slept Over, but what it lacks in visual appeal it makes up for in storyline.

"One hundred and sixty years ago Kris Kringle walked the earth spreading the message of love and peace between peoples. Then he was kidnapped and given a drug that wiped out his memory, while the goblins hijacked Christmas.

Kris has been found. But he's not what you think. In fact, he's not what anybody thinks, unless they happen to know he wears Armani, drives a vintage Rolls Royce and dislikes reindeer. Even more, he dislikes the fat caricature the goblins stuck him with. He's the most powerful death fey living, who gave up mortal women because none could complete him. He's about to reclaim Christmas. That's why he needs Adora Navarra, a biographer. Only she--along with the help of the fey already fighting the goblin menace--can help take back his image and punish the wicked. And only she can complete him. Santa Claus is about to go to town. . ."

Well, I'll give it to the author. She's very. . .creative.